May 16, 2016

A (short) walk down memory lane…

Pittsburgh is a great place to have kids…

And Happy Valley to raise them

Brain imaging is totally tubular

Just make sure to go before…

  • Sorry, Jon Cohen. :(

Help us build the future…

Lessons learned

CMU ≠

The world doesn't seem to know that.

But, Google does…

Put the emPHAsis on the right sylLABle

CarNEgie Mellon

The world doesn't know that, either.

Think or thwim mentoring has its virtues

This is 'gradient descent'

ACT-R does not mean

A Cognitive Theory

MacMail 0.9 was good

  • So was Word 5.1a
  • Never upgrade

Avoid holy wars

  • GUI vs. command line
  • Mac vs. Windows vs. *nix
  • Blue state vs. Red state
  • Nativism vs. empiricism
  • Python vs. R
  • JavaScript vs. a real language

From simple beginnings…

CMU ≠ A Typical Psychology Department

Be thankful for that. I am.

Science: What a Wonderful Life

Our work is our play.

The Brady Bunch

The Brady Baker Bunch

The Baker Bunch

Here's the story of a neural network
Who was fighting for street cred in the hood.
All the models had their productions.
The network didn't feel good.

The Baker Bunch

Here's the story of a neural network
Who was fighting for street cred in the hood.
All the models had their productions.
The network didn't feel good.

The Baker Bunch

Here's the story of a neural network
Who was fighting for street cred in the hood.
All the models had their productions.
The network didn't feel good.

The Baker Bunch

Here's the story of a neural network
Who was fighting for street cred in the hood.
All the models had their productions.
The network didn't feel good.

The Baker Bunch

Here's the story, of SOARing frameworks
that were 'splainin' cognition on their own.
Just ACT-Rs in a play for Bobby Klatzky.
But, they were all alone.

The Baker Bunch

Here's the story, of SOARing frameworks
that were 'splainin' cognition on their own.
Just ACT-Rs in a play for Bobby Klatzky.
But, they were all alone.

The Baker Bunch

Here's the story, of SOARing frameworks
that were 'splainin' cognition on their own.
Just ACT-Rs in a play for Bobby Klatzky.
But, they were all alone.

The Baker Bunch

Here's the story, of SOARing frameworks
that were 'splainin' cognition on their own.
Just ACT-Rs in a play for Bobby Klatzky.
But, they were all alone.

The Baker Bunch

'Til the one day when the network reached its threshold.
And the CPUs ran out of things to crunch.
The geeks saw colleagues as their family.
That's how we all became the Baker Bunch.

The Baker Bunch

'Til the one day when the network reached its threshold,
And the CPUs ran out of things to crunch.
The geeks saw colleagues as their family.
That's how we all became the Baker Bunch.

The Baker Bunch

'Til the one day when the network reached its threshold,
And the CPUs ran out of things to crunch.
The geeks saw colleagues as their family.
That's how we all became the Baker Bunch.

The Baker Bunch

'Til the one day when the network reached its threshold,
And the CPUs ran out of things to crunch.
The geeks saw colleagues as their family.
That's how we all became the Baker Bunch.

The Baker Bunch

The Baker Bunch, The Baker Bunch.
That's the way we all became the Baker Bunch.

The Baker Bunch